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They drag you down to their level… Then, they’ll beat you with experience.  -Jack Coleman-Levy,

That way, when you criticise them, you’re a mile way and you have their shoes.

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Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

“The beauty of leaving things till the last minute is it only takes one minute to complete them.” Author Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Albert Einstein

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Rick Cook

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that,

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“If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength….

I hate to tell you this, but that’s another weakness”

Jack Handey

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Terry Pratchett

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Jack Nicholson

Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.